We’re Just Getting Started

Dear Haters,

I realize you’re all celebrating this morning because you think you’ve defeated us. It’s obvious by your eloquent statements such as this:

that you are either adopting some new and mysterious language or you think that now is a time for celebrating. The truth is, we would be celebrating, too, if our candidate had won, so enjoy it while you can.

Ours would have been a short-lived victory party. You see, haters, our work wasn’t done with one election. You think you beat us, but this was never the end game for us. I don’t mean to scare you, but we’re just getting started. 

We’re going to continue to attack Obama’s failed policies. We’re going to continue to point out his hypocrisy. We’re going to continue to talk about the debt, healthcare, Israel, and Benghazi. We’ve only scratched the surface so far.

I know you probably don’t care about any of that because for you this is still about race.

It’s cute how you think black people aren’t going to suffer under Obama’s socialist policies. We’ll continue to fight for the freedom of all Americans while you strut and crow about having a black president, mmkay? Meanwhile perhaps you can ponder what it means to judge a person by the content of their character.

You enjoy your moment of unfettered celebration, because we are not defeated. We will come back better, stronger, and more resilient… just like Rocky Balboa. Then we’re going to beat you like a white Russian.

Oh, you didn’t think I was going to say Apollo, did you? No, they became friends. Apollo and Rocky are like Libertarians and Republicans, but that’s a post for another day.